The 5 worst things about sex when you had a small penis! (I am now 8 inches long and 6 inches wide)
My penis is currently 8 inches long and 6 inches wide. Needless to say, I don’t have a lot of insecurities when it comes to sex. In fact, I live for the moment when I am intimate with a girl for the first time and can reveal my penis that she has never seen before. I love seeing the expression on his face, the way his eyes go wide, his jaw drops, and I love when he makes a comment like, “Oh my gosh, you’re STRAP!” However, this was not always the case. When he was gifted below average in both length and girth, the sex wasn’t as satisfying, mainly because he knew the girls he was with weren’t as satisfied as they wanted. Below are the 5 worst things about having sex with a small penis, as I experienced it when I had a small penis!
1. Slipping! You know those dreams we’ve all had at one point or another, usually when we were kids, that involved appearing on stage or some other place in public, and not realizing until we were there that we were totally naked. Do you remember how embarrassing that was, even in a dream? Well, that embarrassment doesn’t affect what it’s like to pick on a girl and have your penis sticking out because it’s too small to stay firmly inserted. What added insult to injury was that every time he passed a girl, the irritation and annoyance in his eyes were very noticeable.
2. The occasional rude girl who would make a comment. Honestly, most of the girls I was intimate with when I had a small penis didn’t make it a problem. Sure, it was pretty clear that they weren’t completely satisfied, and some did a better job of enduring their disappointment than others. But few really commented on size, and generally those who did were sympathetic, sometimes dismissing an old classic like, “It’s not the size, it’s how you wear it.” However, there is always a girl who just can’t keep her thoughts to herself, and when you meet that girl and she makes a comment (the one I experimented with used the adjective “peanut” – ouch!) Feel good about the ego!
3. No sex tapes. It’s no secret why 90% of famous men who have sex tape “leaks” are well endowed. It’s because little guys dare not let the evidence of their “flaws” film. Now that I’m hung, I can make a sex tape with impunity, and if it comes out, it will only improve my reputation!
4. Limited positions. Sliding is embarrassing enough, but the worst part is not even being able to use more creative positions because your penis is not big enough to maneuver inside the girl. My sex was very basic when I was little, but now that I am older, there is nothing I like to do more than open an adult movie on my computer when I am with a girl and follow every move.
5. The girls talk! Think about the way you and your friends sit and (sometimes crudely) talk about women. Do you think women honestly don’t do the same to us? Really? All I will say is that when I was little, there were many times when I would talk to a girl who had never seen my penis, and at some point she (usually accidentally) blurted out that she knew I wasn’t packing. a lot, because she used to go out or sleep with her friend. The corollary of this is that when you are older, girls talk about it too and sometimes you will have easy sex opportunities because one of them wants to experience what her friend has bragged about.